Please Note: I can be a pussycat or a jerk, depending entirely you how you approach me. Just because you sent this message doesn’t mean that I’m going to take the time to reply. If you have something interesting to say, especially if you’re more or less polite about it, I might respond. But if your message is moronic, I’ll probably just post it on my Facebook page and have a good laugh at your expense.

Have a nice day.